revelry

today as i was walking ed the neighbor's dog started barking at us. i know, that in itself isnt strange. he (i assume it is a he?) was standing up on his hind legs and leaning on the fence like an old man, well, an old man whose head is going in crazy circles and barking. ok, not an old man. but i kind of picture the dog wearing overalls and chewing on a long piece of grass or something. anyway, the point of this story is that the dog was SO pissed and couldnt contain it and then started to literally eat the top of the fence. i wish i took a video, it was kind of amazing and hilarious to watch the dog run in circles, jump on the fence, bark some then tear into the wood planks while growling. that story took too long. imagine an old guy in overalls throwing his piece of grass away to eat a fence while growling. i like it better.

manifest destiny. god told us we could/deserved it.

i dont know why i read this stuff. i think it makes me feel better about not actually doing anything somehow.

this is the grossest thing ive seen today:

ill translate from the danish, it says that albert einsteins watch is for sale:

why did this take so long:

i want to make one too:

i REALLY like watches but i always stop wearing a new one after like 2 months because i get sick of my hand feeling like its choking and the sweaty wrist. i hate both of those feelings. hate.

this is for all of you post-apocalyptic messengers.

this is not going to work out well.

i love it when people make images out of math

these are a good idea. im totally gonna cop that and make em.

i got these in the mail yesterday and promptly sewed them together. they look so great and are way comfy. completely worth $20. also, trace the pattern and then you can make your own later. duh.

this is good:

so is this(sorry for the giant picture):

ohhhh, thats good....these guys, THESE GUYS:

no way, TOTALLY these guys. oh man. the best part is that theyre serious AND believe their hype.

just turn your head, its worth it: