i do this

running. what.

just in case you couldnt tell, thats a dang rocket breaking the dang sound barrier. i do it urryday joggin laps around the neighborhood.again, i say WHAT.

randumb

one day, ONE DAY, my bike will look half as good as this. i on the other hand, will never look as good as her. i mean, shes wearing a wetsuit. i just cant compete.

nuthin

doin.

file this under mistake

the actual link is for a metallica show. but who cares about metallica. LOOK AT THAT TATTOO. career ender.

kombucha

want it:

used to have it:

dont get it:

in the mail:

wrong.
if youre on a beach in thailand, still wrong:

right...ish:

even at $300,000

it still looks like a spacesuit. sweet collar, brah.

who is james

its officially the apocalypse.
this is basically what my nightmares look like. except that in my dream my legs turn into crayons(crowns) and are continually melting as im trying to run down an endless alley from the giant spider robot that shoots lazers. what.



proof that ANYONE can be bought.

tool
tool
tool
tool
tool
tool

thanks big mike, youre a peach..... what? peach?

proof that anyone can be bought.

tool
tool
tool
tool
tool

anyone can be bought.

anyone can be bought.

that was a pretty quick, depressing decline there eh?

how about this to cheer you up:

feel it comin

leader

build your own fancy lake/pool.

these scare me:

these dont...pixel coasters for those of you that dont read chinese:

worth taking a look, after all, who doesnt enjoy a plant-bear eatin moose:

i like em, alot:

cant wait:

also for this:

these are kinda nice:

wait for the shimmy at 1:53

this is like the cat flip over the barrier:

as seen here:

headshake

everyone needs a treehouse, right?

11 reasons

theres way more than 11. but still. pretty entertaining

verduras

los que tienen dos linguas....

this is somewhat helpful and somewhat obvious

expanding on this morning:

the link to the gut-wrenchingly frightWTFening sight is here

so sad, but seriously and unfortunately, im not surprised. hooray america

at least they all have good hair.

pumpkin beer

its like a time machine:

its so worthless but i still want it so bad:

this is not quite as worthless but i still want it just as bad:

youre gonna need google translator for it though.

also along the lines of not worthless/want bad:"

ok, so this trend of making ANYTHING into jewelry, the less useful the better, is kind of frustrating. it wont stop:

aaaaand we're back on track with the worthless:

not worthless, kind of interesting but...not that great?:

TOTALLY WORTHLESS, TOTALLY AWESOME:

this is beautiful. i love watches. but i always get sick of them after like 2 months. my wrist gets all sweaty and seriously, no one wants a sweaty wrist:

ladies, go crazy. this guy makes fantastic gear:

sickle

i came home to some random links. but for real, i kinda want to see this. i cant help it. i like watching movies about nothing. so like, i worked today and it was basically nothing great. people call constantly to ask what time we close. they look up our phone number on our website, which has the hours listed, and make the effort to call and ask. basically...ok its not even worth it. the also call to ask for directions/ the address. seriously, everyones an idiot on the phone. everyone. i hate the phone. i detest you, phone. i loathe you.
yesterday i bought a knife. sup.

this thing , is SO lame, and cheesy, and so is typing the word 'cheesy' but it fits in this case. but i still want it.

i know, i know, yesterday i complained about this , but these are well done and not kitsch:

way:

way!:

i have no idea what any of this link is about. i just REALLY like this picture. this couple is ridic.

bjorn

first the important stuff.

really. like really. it wont stop:

creepy awesome:

stop swimming. period:

its just not worth it:

they dont have those here:

this makes me feel better:

look up tracy morgan videos on the internet. im sure there are more productive things one could be doing, but there are not more important things one could be doing.

astronaut jones or the david letterman interview.

ring of fire

i cant get enough of this guy, i really think he is serious.really.:

i CAN get enough of this guy, i hate him and his smug moustache:

its a banana!:

what will these wild'n crazy guys come up with next:

can someone please explain to me what this thing even does?:

get this:

also, get it:

smart people arent really that smart.

further proving my point:



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hungry

i found more:



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the hysteria

is spreading

chad rogers IS #1.

nICE

water is cuhhhhrazy

so.much.video.

theres more of these on my youtube page.word.now watch.

this is hilarious:

as is this:



this:



this:



and this:

these are slightly embarassing:

and these are mostly awesome:

the belt

ed got peed on by a skunk. he smells bad.

i ate way too much hummus last night. i do not feel well.

drinking this much coffee in the morning doesnt make my stomach feel better either.

this came off the bottom of my foot?


these guys were psyched all night:



i cant get over his wonky eye.





drew gettin krzy.




inspiration.


why you eye'n me so dang hard!

woody sits down to shred(meaning he doesnt shred.)

i fell asleep at like 11

so did googly eyes.

drew mask.

find the dog.

wolverine claw.

seriously, this guy.

this might be one of the best pictures ive ever taken:

i didnt lose.

jenny would not stop spilling stuff.

she somehow managed to get also get my bag, which i was unaware of until this morning when i uploaded the pictures.

and here are other completely random videos: