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man, like really, i think this is just about perfection:

the only way i think it could be better is if there was a barn full of instruments across the way. oh, and a boat. definitely a boat.

you know all those high fructose corn syrup commercials? THIS is what you should be reading about it. also, the 'high' in front of fructose should clue you in to there being a problem, dummy.

this is awesome, but, as always, the sweaty wrist problem/1 month threshold for wear:

ok, i know its lame, but whatever, i totally read this sort of thing everyday and tell myself im going to do these things....starting tomorrow.

more zen crap that im going to pretend i dont subscribe to.

yep, i definitely have no excuse.

i have so much respect for people that make or remake crazy things that have no bearing on reality but perform some function nonetheless:

so. good.

this:

plus this:

plus these.

sir, you have my support. well done? the whole situation is frightening beyond comprehension and no one knows what they would do unless it was happening. im sorry you had to experience this.

ok, how about some funny-business:

this is everything ive always wanted to do: